A completely disproportionate response to the fairly simple question: “Where should we go on our next date?”
The planning department responds
Frequently anticipated questions
Everything you may or may not have wondered about this highly organised date proposal.
It doesn’t. But sending “London or Edinburgh?” on WhatsApp lacked imagination, illustrations, and unnecessary administrative detail.
No. Both routes end with us spending time together, so the system is conveniently designed in our favour.
Choose London for something easier, familiar, and full of time together. Choose Edinburgh for a little adventure, beautiful scenery, and the satisfaction of making us travel unnecessarily far for a very good weekend.
Of course. Responsible decision-making is encouraged. Dramatic comparison of the two itineraries is optional.
Approximately thirty seconds. Any additional overthinking required for this decision has already been completed by Kritika.
You choose the dates and the parts of the weekend that appeal to you. The planning department then turns your answers into an actual plan.
No. Changes, vetoes, and sudden better ideas are all permitted. Mild theatrical disappointment may occur, but will pass quickly.
The invitation is real. The itinerary is flexible. The aim is to create a weekend we both actually enjoy, not enforce Modi shaasan.
Choose what you resonate the most with, provide your availability and eventually just appear. The department will handle most remaining paperwork.
Excellent. Submit your proposal through the Feedback Survey or contact the planning department directly.
Technically, yes. Emotionally, please admire the website first. You might be asked to visit this more than you’d think. 😇
Only if good food, carefully planned activities, and spending a weekend with me count as a trap.
Naturally. The Feedback Survey exists because the planning department believes in continuous improvement, selective criticism, and enthusiastic praise.